The ability to be a rock

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to science.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!