The abilty to go through water.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!