The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to hate nature

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to see through air

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!