The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to sh*t bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!