The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to have a power

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to beathe

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!