The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

Power to develop diseases.

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

the power to not have superpowers

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

the power to taste your own spit

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to put on socks with one hand

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!