- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

the power to in power your self

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

the power to beathe

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

Pointless Super Powers