- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

to die when you are happy

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to sweeten sugar

Pointless Super Powers