- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to have night vision during the day.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to watch a pot boil.

Pointless Super Powers