The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to die.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to jump faster.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Being a Spice Girl

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!