- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to kill yourself.

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to see through air

The power to bleed on command

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

To pee standing up.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The ability to fart like a zombie.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

Pointless Super Powers