The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!