The power to only make burnt toast

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have a power.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!