The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!