The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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penis

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!