The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to die.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to hate nature

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!