The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be wrong

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!