The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have a power.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!