the power to beathe

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!