The power to eat your poop

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!