the power to melt your bones

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!