The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to like this power

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The power to make any girl hate you

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!