The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!