The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to bleed

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to live.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to die

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the power to send future you crazy

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!