The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!