The Power to make PotNoodle...

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!