The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to not exist.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to eat food

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to in power your self

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!