The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to see through water.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to have no powers

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!