- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

the power to not have a power

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to throw fireballs only under water

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

Pointless Super Powers