Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to die at will

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!