To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to die but once

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!