The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!