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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.
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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse
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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.
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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.
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Being a Spice Girl
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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.
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The power to only be drunk while driving.
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the power to seduce hats
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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.
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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am
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the power to become retarded
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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.
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The power to write fast but only when your hungry
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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle
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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled
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The power to become inverted background color.
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The power to say you have a superpower.
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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.
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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.
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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds
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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control
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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers
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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!