The power to die.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!