The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to be pointless!

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!