The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!