- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

the power to sugar a limpet

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to do one push-up

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

Being Aquaman

The ability to only fart in public

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

Tits for a guy.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

Pointless Super Powers