the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to poke

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The power to smell poop

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!