The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to die at will

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!