the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to divide by 0

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!