- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to do nothing

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The power to be super jewish

The power to smell poop

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power life like a hermit.

Pointless Super Powers