The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!