The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!