The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!