The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to like charlie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!