The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The power to vote in a communist state.

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to be pointless!

The power to eat your own face.

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to see through air

The power to bleed on command

The power to sleep through a dream.

Liam Brudenell

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!