The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to die.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to in power your self

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!