The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the powre to spel

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!