- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to have no power.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to shoot milk through your eyes

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers