the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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Being able to fly in place.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to be normal.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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power to breathe

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!