The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to not exercise.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!