The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!