The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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To call me maybe

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!