The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to breath under lava

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!