The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to look TV

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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to die when you are happy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!