The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

the power to turn wine into water

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to shape shift into water

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to tickle your own feet.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to sugar a limpet

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!