to make asians smart

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to see forever

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to go into a coma

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!