The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to see the present.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!