The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!