the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!