The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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penis

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!