The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to troll.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!