- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

To be able to summon old people

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

the power to see into the present.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The power to be dead

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

the power to speak only in binary

The power to make you teeth yellower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!