The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to slip on anything.

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

The power to skip the Kripp.

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to instantly die

The power to make doors disappear at will.

to not blink for 5 seconds

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to get hard at will.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!