The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!