The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to change your mind

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!