The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!