The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to die but once

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!