The power to see the present.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have a small penis

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!