The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to be missed when present.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to die but once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!