- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

the power to die if you think

The power to fill trash cans with garbage

The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to grow one wing

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

solar powered night-vision

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

The power to transform into a bronie

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The ability to lactate air.

Pointless Super Powers