The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!