The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to jump faster.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!