The power to have no powers!

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!