- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to look like yourself

The power to see through air.

The power to stay a virgin

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

the power to jizz money

The ability to breathe automatically

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to read the minds of rocks

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to cease to exist at birth!

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to buy free things.

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to have no powers!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!