The power to die early.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to do nothing

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!