The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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to make asians smart

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!