The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to think.

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The power to control dodos

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the ability to lick your own anus

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penis

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Lactokinesis

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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to make asians smart

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!