Being a Spice Girl

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Nihat Do?an

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!