The power to kill yourself.

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the power to fart mace

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!