The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!