The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to kill yourself.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to not exercise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!