The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The abilty to go through water.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!