The power to lock open doors

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to dance really well

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to write on cellophane

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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To be able to summon old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!