- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to dust

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

Guys, it's over.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

Pointless Super Powers