the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

the power to go on this website

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The power to to think less

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

The power to die at will

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to make dad jokes.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

Grass eating

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!