The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!