The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to die.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!