The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!