the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!