The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!