The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!