- Pointless Super Powers

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

the power to see into the present.

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The power to be dead

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

To be able to summon old people

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.