The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to to think less

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to die at will

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The power to die but once

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!