The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to post here

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!