The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to in power your self

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!