The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!