The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to post here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!